I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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