I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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