Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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