We're facebook friends in real life
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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