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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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