Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
There's even glitter on my cock...
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