Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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