You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
