that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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