It's Friday. Sex?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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