Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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