It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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