with your own penis?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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