ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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