We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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