Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
