Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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