Do you still have your period?
North Korea, Best Korea!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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