She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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