Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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