I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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