I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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