oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My life is pants optional.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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