Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Come see our sink grown plant.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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