11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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