Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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