dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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