I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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