Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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