I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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