whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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