So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Drunk is a universal language darling
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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