She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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