i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This baby is an asshole
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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