she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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