it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He? As in you personified your dick?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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