ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She swung at the pinata with crutches
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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