I wanna passion pit in your ass
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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