return my video game
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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