plz talk dirty to me
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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