no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
