Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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