I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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