Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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