and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
