every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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