i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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