Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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