I like to think it a success when the cops are called
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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