Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
