Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
