I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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