Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
should my penis look like a turkey
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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