you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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