I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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